Rhymes with Cars

I'm one of those people that celebrates their birthday for an entire month.  For those that haven't been following it, I've decided to trade my birthday beer that you might buy for me if I were with you with water for a third world county via charity:water. As part of the incentive to give to the campaign, anyone that donates $100 gets a batch of my wife's internationally renown chocolate chip cookies.  These things kill it.  You can almost taste them in the photo can't you?

They taste even better than they look.  It's ridonkulous.

But you've gotta move quickly. We are making cookies this weekend.  Here is the back story: