Hey you, how’s it going? Yeah, so nice of you to remember, my birthday is coming up. 37, sucks huh? Not quite 40, but well past 35. Listen, it is really cool of you to want to take me out and buy me a drink, but candidly, I’m getting a bit plump so I don’t need it.
But other people do need a drink. No, not alcoholics. I’m talking about people that actually don’t have any clean water to drink. Can you imagine drinking water out of a pond, a swamp or just a puddle? Yeah, me either, we’re lucky. But for 1.1 billion people, they don’t have a choice.
So this year, instead of buying me that nice lager or that sweet Ocktoberfest, maybe you could contribute that $5 to Beer for Water. It would be going to a much better cause, you’d feel good & we’d still hang out. It is a winner all the way around!
