Rhymes with Cars

I've been meaning to write a post to rant and rave about how much we love our Roomba. The thing is the cat's pajamas. We love it so much, that we are going to be selling our traditional upright vacuum and buying another Roomba. Maybe a Scuba. The thing is amazing. It just zips around the house, bouncing into things like a drunk midget. It cleans so well, though, where a drunk midget would just break things. We heard from a friend of ours, who should be chief avangelist for iRobot, that her Roomba got mad cow, the signs of which the Roomba acting out of sort if you will. When she called the customer service line, they sent her a little dongle that updates the firmware of the Roomba. We living in amazing times. We don't have flying cars yet, but in 5 years, I will have a wifi upgradable robot that cleans my house. His name will be Randy5.